How this would work I am still uncertain about… the only thing I can think of is where can I find one and who is the genius (must be a man) that invented it? This is the next best thing since… well since they invented BEER!

I could just imagine the possibilities of combining the two! The only worry I have is: Where is the version that would control men and what would the opposite sex make us do?

What I want for Xmas!

Merry Merry!

Well what to do the weekend? I am in the mood to go out again but where? That is rather the question? In a city that is littered with excellent places to party I find myself suddenly without a clue… It might be the holidays and all the Jolly, happy things goings on in the city. What is it about this time of year? The Christmas parties, office fiascos and other mishaps that we get up to… they all seem to conspire to create havoc rather than peace on earth…

So button up – I will endure and brave the Merry Scene and find yet another PUB to rate!

Peter

Pick up lines

Pick up lines that work…

Yes well were have we all read this one before?
Things that you could say that would actually work to get her to smile, is rather what you are looking for! A conversation starter or a quick smile from you is what you need. These mythical lines that idiots spout out to impress never work except if you like looking like a fool!

First thing first, do you have conversations skills? If you don’t, well that is your crash and burn moment… After you actually work up the nerve to say something like “hello” you would be expected to say something else? These first moments are crucial to get her to like you!

So walk in and get yourself a drink. Get a seat and start looking around.
Spot a likely girl, work up enough courage and walk over!
Remember you have nothing to loose but dignity and she can only say no!
Move on if she is not interested, do not seem desperate! Start conversations, look people in the eye, smile and learn from every encounter!

Good hunting lads!
Peter

Weekends party

So I did the London scene again this weekend - man it is cold! OK here we go!
1. Get in car with Hafiz (housemate) and drive to London.
2. Get out of car and find that I am in front of a pub called The George, know the pub - know how to get home from there!
3. Get on train and go to girlfriends house - getting dark and cold by now!
4. Get there, say hi and get back on the travelling system to head out to a mate to plan his bachelors party!
5. Not the adventure I assumed we would have - get lecture from girlfriend(his) about strippers... why do they always assume I can organise these things?
6. Go back to girlfriend - in the small hours of the night I stumble in...

Its Saturday - spend the day with another mate but go back to girlfriend for a party later on.
7. Get on the underground and get of at Westminster tube station. We head back into the street and find this little Italian place. Foods good, the drink is good but not really the party scene!
8. Head out to the Queen Mary. Now this is something different! The old passenger ship was revamped and now serves as a floating pub and nightclub.
9. Pay the £5 entry fee and head in to see whats up! Get a drink, greet everybody and start looking around.
10. Decide that its OK and settle in for a chat with the other people who pitched up for the same party.

Verdict on the place:
Bit slow, but has potential! The bar area is great and there are no long ques to get a drink!
Girls are OK, music is... well a bit slow - felt like a rehearsal for River dance!
But I think it depends on the company you keep - all in all looks good and is not to shabby!

Hope you have a shattering evening!
Peter

Drinks are on the house....

Welcome to Peter's Pub....

The place where you'll always find salty peanuts, good music, cold beer and rowdy patrons. At Peter's Pub you won't get kicked out for over indulging, in fact we encourage it!

So grab a seat, sit back relax and bottoms up